Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023

PAW

An abbreviation used in text meaning "Parents Are Watching" to tell the other person that what you wrote may have been abridged because your parents are going to see it.

Similar: POS (Parent Over Shoulder)

We're going to the mall after school paw.

by Roggodoggocorgi February 15, 2022

Paw paw

Some greasy fruit that apparently grows on the banks of the Susquehanna river throughout central Pennsylvania. However, this information is disputed as of 2021 as no one except some guy named Jake has seen them.

Jake: Have you guys ever ate a Paw Paw? They’re delicious!
Anyone else: No.

by Bingbongbungho January 28, 2021

paw job

A term typically used by furries; In relation to a paw fetish, it is the act of an anthropomorphic animal jerking someone off using their hind paws.

"Yo, this big ass wolf just gave me a paw job, I think I'm on drugs."

by Stylx December 20, 2023

paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

Hey Paw

random compound of random two words

hey paw is a compund yes

by anonymous November 22, 2021

monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

by Royroy February 17, 2015