retardancy
person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024

When a male shoves his penis so far down a persons throat that it comes out the ass of that person, allowing the male to give himself a reach around
by Penetrator69 November 25, 2017

When you get all the condiments to make a sandwich (disregard the bread) and you stuff it in between someone's asscheeks and eat it.
by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023

literally just a bunch of people who either do drugs or sell cows. don’t talk to the white girls with nose piercings.
by quepaso September 12, 2018

The act of opening a steaming hot shower door while someone else is in it, and farting in it, therefore magnifying the smell.
by Mexican Eggroll May 19, 2025

An Oklahoma greeter is one who welcomes people into a home of naked chimpanzees. This person is normally naked whilst getting jerked off by a disabled man. Often times the chimps will be getting cummed on by a school of middle schoolers.
by Hutler February 2, 2023

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.
“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”
“Yeah man she was an easy rider”
“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”
“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
“Yeah man she was an easy rider”
“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”
“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019
