Oklahoma Chunk Coke

Gassy fire cocaine that is only sold in Oklahoma. If u didnt know, oklahoma has the best coco in america and your buggin if you dont think so. Also the coke in oklahoma is way more chunky and feels 10x better than anywhere else cuz the chunks are huuge

Douglas: I hit that oklahoma chunk coke now im geekin

lil bobby: give me a hand job

by 00000OOO September 9, 2023

Oklahoma Switch

The act of chugging and passing a bottle of whiskey between two people while others chant Oklahoma Switch.

Two college students performed an Oklahoma Switch at the football tailgate.

by Hawkstetter December 4, 2021

Oklahoma Joe

Throwing a newborn baby into a river and letting the fucker go where he may

"Jenny gave her nephew the ol' Oklahoma Joe last year"

by Ollieverrr November 23, 2020

oklahoma stuffed mushroom

When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it

When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom

by Ilikeitfast69 November 25, 2020

Oklahoma Proposal

When you propose to your significant other with a butt plug. Traditionally, both partners wear butt plugs leading up to the wedding and swap them during the ceremony in front of friends and family.

"Did you hear Meg and Rachel got engaged?"
"Yeah, I heard she gave an Oklahoma proposal. I don't think I'll be attending the ceremony."

by Eeeee January 26, 2021

The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo

The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.

It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.

The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.

Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.

by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021

Oklahoma stampede

When a guy is taking a leak, standing at the urinal, you come into the bathroom and abruptly push his body fully forward. The goal here is for him to come away full of his own urine from making contact inside the urinal. There's not much he can do, assuming he's holding his junk.

Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.

by SVD 74 April 26, 2021