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oklahoma reach around

When a male shoves his penis so far down a persons throat that it comes out the ass of that person, allowing the male to give himself a reach around
I got so mad that I gave Jordan an Oklahoma Reach Around. That’ll be the last time he talks trash
by Penetrator69 November 25, 2017
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Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the condiments to make a sandwich (disregard the bread) and you stuff it in between someone's asscheeks and eat it.
Subway wasn't open that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.
by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023
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jay oklahoma

literally just a bunch of people who either do drugs or sell cows. don’t talk to the white girls with nose piercings.
Oh man wanna go to jay Oklahoma?
no, bro, those hoes crusty.
by quepaso September 12, 2018
mugGet the jay oklahomamug.

Oklahoma Gas Chamber

The act of opening a steaming hot shower door while someone else is in it, and farting in it, therefore magnifying the smell.
The wife was taking too long getting ready so I gave her an Oklahoma Gas Chamber
by Mexican Eggroll May 19, 2025
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Oklahoma greeter

An Oklahoma greeter is one who welcomes people into a home of naked chimpanzees. This person is normally naked whilst getting jerked off by a disabled man. Often times the chimps will be getting cummed on by a school of middle schoolers.
Those Oklahoma greeters are crazy.
by Hutler February 2, 2023
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Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.
“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

Yeah man she was an easy rider

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019
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