Oklahoma Scrambler

What more is there to say? You give her the 'ol Oklahoma Scrambler. The infamous move where one recreates the motions of scrambling an egg in the woman's cooter. A long-standing crowd favorite.

Last night Terry gave me the Oklahoma Scrambler...I wont be walking straight for a week!

by MachGuac July 8, 2021

oklahoma license plate

Another name for tramp stamp! Mainly because the state only issues 1 license plate and it's placent is usually on or above the rear bumper!

That Dee Dee is a real slut ,did you see her Oklahoma license plate?

by Drahzi1 June 6, 2018

Oklahoma

Unreal state. Avoid at all costs

Uninformed fellow: "I want to move to Oklahoma!"
Oklahoma survivor: "No."
Informed fellow: "I see."

by Bingler 9000 June 15, 2024

oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent

You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out

by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018

Oklahoma tuxedo

A Oklahoma tuxedo is also known as bib overalls or bibbers. Most commonly round house brand striped overalls. But they can be just about any brand and any type of denim. Pairing this with a felt stetson or resistall hat makes for a casual but yet oddly formal outfit.

Bob: Hey Jimmy break out the Oklahoma tuxedos. Sally's getting married to Willy.

Jimmy: I'm on it. Do you want your black or tan hat.

Bob: Bring the black one. It's a 8x.

by TheRealClarence February 16, 2023

Oklahoma Proposal

When you propose to your significant other with a butt plug. Traditionally, both partners wear butt plugs leading up to the wedding and swap them during the ceremony in front of friends and family.

"Did you hear Meg and Rachel got engaged?"
"Yeah, I heard she gave an Oklahoma proposal. I don't think I'll be attending the ceremony."

by Eeeee January 26, 2021

Oklahoma

AKA: The Humid Hellscape. A place where storm chasers chase, and a place where normal residents have to deal with the horrible weather. Either it's going to be a deep freeze in December or January, or through March and May humid, hot, and convective, and through June and July or August, blistering heatwaves. I guess you could say autumn is a good month for Oklahomans, but still doesn't help with the horrible people living in the state.
Not the best place to be honest.

Storm Chaser: "dang i gotta go chase in oklahoma epic dry line setup going on in the panhandle"
Oklahoma Resident: "huh, 4th violent tornado this month"

by MartianSupremacist May 25, 2024