by 123peepee October 18, 2019
Get the no homo daymug. One who engages in homosexual activities and is also a nerd. A Homo Nerd can be of both male and female orgin.
by Minotaurds December 4, 2009
Get the Homo Nerdmug. Phrase used to combat the 'no homo' and 'pause' 'man laws', implying that any homosexually suggestive language/behavior/innuendo is to be conveyed in the MOST HOMOSEXUAL WAY possible. The phrase was possibly coined by homosexual males, or otherwise seemingly-straight males who somehow feel offended by the rules and/or usage of the phrases 'no homo' and 'pause', for whatever reason.
Very similar to yes homo.
Very similar to yes homo.
(At a tattoo parlor)
Guy A: ...if you want it that low, you're gonna have to bend over so I can put it on you.
Guy B: WHAT?!
Guy A: I said that you're going to have to bend over so...
Guy B: Don't repeat it - NO HOMO on that statement, man - you can't be talking like that to customers!
Guy A: Aw, man, you're on that 'no homo' stuff too? Then I meant to say that you're going to have to bend over so I can put it on you - ALL HOMO!
- or -
Guy C: He's over there gettin' serious money, so I'm trynna get with that nigga...
Guy D: WHAT?!
Guy C: Damn, do you have to turn everything I say into something gay? Damn! I'm NOT a homo, man - I'm never thinking anything gay!
Guy D: How about, do YOU have to turn everything you say into something gay?
Guy C: How come we can't be talking about bitches or something, instead of trying to think about how things I say can be turned into something homo?
Guy D: Hmm - well, I'm just saying, without that 'no homo', you're sounding very much like a homo right now. Plus, why weren't you talking about bitches in the first place, then...
Guy C: Man, F%%K THAT 'NO HOMO' S#%T, MAN - ALL HOMO!
Guy A: ...if you want it that low, you're gonna have to bend over so I can put it on you.
Guy B: WHAT?!
Guy A: I said that you're going to have to bend over so...
Guy B: Don't repeat it - NO HOMO on that statement, man - you can't be talking like that to customers!
Guy A: Aw, man, you're on that 'no homo' stuff too? Then I meant to say that you're going to have to bend over so I can put it on you - ALL HOMO!
- or -
Guy C: He's over there gettin' serious money, so I'm trynna get with that nigga...
Guy D: WHAT?!
Guy C: Damn, do you have to turn everything I say into something gay? Damn! I'm NOT a homo, man - I'm never thinking anything gay!
Guy D: How about, do YOU have to turn everything you say into something gay?
Guy C: How come we can't be talking about bitches or something, instead of trying to think about how things I say can be turned into something homo?
Guy D: Hmm - well, I'm just saying, without that 'no homo', you're sounding very much like a homo right now. Plus, why weren't you talking about bitches in the first place, then...
Guy C: Man, F%%K THAT 'NO HOMO' S#%T, MAN - ALL HOMO!
by - The Phantom Menace - May 11, 2008
Get the All Homomug. by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017
Get the Homo-ballisticmug. EX 1:
Dave: Do you want to want to take 1 car or 2? I can fit everybody in mine
Jamie: Two cars. It'll be a homo's dozen if we take just 1.
EX 2:
Jamie: Check out that Taurus with 5 dudes in it. A total homo's dozen
Steele: What a bunch of tools.
Dave: Do you want to want to take 1 car or 2? I can fit everybody in mine
Jamie: Two cars. It'll be a homo's dozen if we take just 1.
EX 2:
Jamie: Check out that Taurus with 5 dudes in it. A total homo's dozen
Steele: What a bunch of tools.
by Avoca21 July 14, 2010
Get the Homo's Dozenmug. The Homo doofious spends its day studying martial arts, in vain, for it is nearly impossible for it to find a mate.
You know that tall, lanky guy with glasses mediating? He is a homo doofious.
You know that tall, lanky guy with glasses mediating? He is a homo doofious.
by Jerkmilk October 15, 2008
Get the Homo doofiousmug. Homo points are points you get for doing typically homosexual/girly things, different amount of points are awarded for different things.
Losing homo points is also known as gaining hetero points so if somebody is on negative homo points, they are on hetero points.
Losing homo points is also known as gaining hetero points so if somebody is on negative homo points, they are on hetero points.
Jack: I just read heat cover to cover
Jim: Have 5 homo points
Jack: Now i'm gonna chop down a tree with a chainsaw
Jim: Make that 5 hetero points.
Jim: Have 5 homo points
Jack: Now i'm gonna chop down a tree with a chainsaw
Jim: Make that 5 hetero points.
by whitgift101 August 3, 2009
Get the Homo Pointsmug.