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Neil

the most chaotic man ever but even so i absolutely love him and he deserves everything. Gentle, sweet, attractive, funny, crazy but in a good way. If you know a neil he most likely has a disorder that effects his mental health and makes him occupy himself from bad occurances. If you know a neil please get used to him even if he might annoy you, you'll regret it if you don't.
Random person: ew imagine dating neil-

You: i love him so much.
by Bsiiamn March 29, 2022
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Neil Brown’d

When you throw a game of football in the 2nd half, despite being the 2nd highest paid person in your state
Man, I thought we were really going to win that Pitt game, but WVU Neil Brown’d as normal
by Reese Alexy September 1, 2022
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Neil

A very short homosexual who is known for his awful humor. Despite this, he still thinks he is funny. He failed every test in school so he works as a male stripper now. He has spent most of his life sucking the tip of it
"What's that?"
"That's Neil.
by ZacAttak October 29, 2025
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Neil

A double or triple Jameson Irish Whiskey on the rocks. The large rocks glass should be filled to the brim with the whiskey/ice combination.
It's been a long day at work, when I get off I'm going to go to the pub and have a Neil.
by salparade September 15, 2020
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Neil

To put drugs in your pee hole.

To ingest alcohol or drugs in the urethra, for more rapid intoxication than ingestion by mouth or anal (boofing).
"Neiling is the best way to do drugs!" "He passed out quick because he just neiled his bottle of volka."
by Tiger Paw HLN March 4, 2025
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neil abrew

This is one of the coolest people in the southlake band.
Neil abrew is a person in the southlake band and goes to shcool, yeah!
by mr. peekaboo July 16, 2008
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neil and jake

A duo that never quits and is never angry at each other. Great at everything they do like basketball, hockey, and lacrosse.
by Blobythechicken88 January 8, 2018
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