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sexup ketchup

The act where you grab your partner's ears until they bleed, put it all in a cup, pour it on one's genital's, and have your partner lick it up.
Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool
by BrebBrob April 5, 2020
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Fancy Ketchup

Term used to describe when you collect period blood with a pipette.
Friend 1: "Yo this burger slaps, what did you put on it?"
Friend 2: "Just my girlfriend's Fancy Ketchup."
by WaffleDude October 18, 2020
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Alley Ketchup

Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.
"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"

"Damn, is he okay?"
by kelloggs h November 5, 2017
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Ketchup Maid

Individual(s) that show up to Animal Crossing: New Horizon islands covered in "ketchup" and chase other players with axes
My friend Billy had a ketchup maid on his island! He must have been terrified
by GemNYC February 22, 2021
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ketchup mouth

When someone bust there lip or lips
Told you to stop playing with me now you got ketchup mouth!
by Urbansuburban February 1, 2025
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Ketchup Male

A Ketchup Male is a lone game dev who is fucking annoying but also likes ketchup. Doesn't eat burgers
Jason:no im not a yogurt male im a Ketchup Male
Daniel:fuck you fucking autist lone dev fucking kill yourself
by BibleMann June 7, 2022
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The Ketchup Treatment

This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.

If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.
Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*
by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018
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