husbands and boyfriends

Exactly what it means

Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2024

husbandsexual

when you're attracted only to your husband, no one else, Ryan Gosling could be flirting with you and you wouldn't give a fuck cuz you only really like your husband.
this can't be used in a gay way, only females can be husbandsexual

person 1 : Craig is hosting an orgy you should join us he bringing his gymbros!

person 2 : naah I'm husbandsexual

person 1 : *hits on a girl at the bar*

girl : *cringes* I'm husbandsexual~

by shyver December 2, 2024

husbandesia

A husband's version of amnesia where a simple task is innocently unable to be completed well or at all, due to lack of focus, memory or simply a checklist.

She says that Sam often has husbandesia when he's juggling various tasks, especially when he doesn't use a checklist.

by shrango January 29, 2025

Husband-trapper

Humorous slang word for vagina used in the context of "facetiousness"

Jina was a ratchet hoe she always use the ol husband-trapper to get her way

by jonnycripp420 February 2, 2025

Husband

The one who waits for you every single time he takes you out, he waits patiently in the car. Although you have had him waiting 20 minutes or better…always makes me feel beautiful with my late debut! Let’s you get waisty pants drunk while he sips only two because he knows, you are a bit of a wild flower never knowing your limits. It’s really not much fun for him at all I imagine. But yet he’s so patient with you.

I wish my husband was like Katy’s.

Yea Caleb’s are the whole package!!

by Peas&cheese March 22, 2026

Husband

The one who waits for you every single time he takes you out, he waits patiently in the car. Although you have had him waiting 20 minutes or better…always makes me feel beautiful with my late debut! Let’s you get waisty pants drunk while he sips only two because he knows, you are a bit of a wild flower never knowing your limits. It’s really not much fun for him at all I imagine. But yet he’s so patient with you.

I wish my husband was like Katy’s.

Yea Caleb’s are the whole package!!

by Peas&cheese March 22, 2026

Husband

The one who waits for you every single time he takes you out, he waits patiently in the car. Although you have had him waiting 20 minutes or better…always makes me feel beautiful with my late debut! Let’s you get waisty pants drunk while he sips only two because he knows, you are a bit of a wild flower never knowing your limits. It’s really not much fun for him at all I imagine. But yet he’s so patient with you.

I wish my husband was like Katy’s.

Yea Caleb’s are the whole package!!

by Peas&cheese March 22, 2026