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paris hilton 

A successful, gorgeous woman with--

1. 3 successful series of the fabulous Simple Life;
2. 2 successful perfumes;
3. A hilarious book;
4. More monny than you could shake a stick at;
5. Worldwide fame, and;
6. 'That's hot.'
'omg lyk Paris Hilton has no boobs!!!!!!!!'
'omg lyk Paris Hilton is a slut and i lyk h8 her!!!!!'
'omg lyk Paris Hilton has lyk no talent!!!!!!'
paris hilton by Gwynne_ December 28, 2005
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Paris Hilton 

A hottie who fat girls hate.
"I don't need to be skinny to feel good about myself. Damn you Paris Hilton, you make me and my twinkie habbit look bad!"
Paris Hilton by Grazii December 24, 2004

Brandon Hilton 

An internet celebrity/ musician/ model. Original, creative, hot and inspirational.
Have you heard about the hot new Brandon Hilton? I hear he has a new album!
Brandon Hilton by lm.p March 1, 2010

paris hilton 

A sexy rich girl that women want to be and guys want to fuck. She's worth ~$300,000,000 and she's fucking FINE.
All of these dense teenage girls writing bad shit about Paris are just jealous that she's better looking and wealthier than they'll ever be.

Paris Hilton 

A rarified beauty that everyone slags off. Has a wonderful speaking voice too.
I love Paris Hilton and her sweet little dog.
Paris Hilton by Krissy April 18, 2004

paris hilton 

Stop being so mean you don't even fucking know her go get a life and leave her alone like if i was to make fun of anyone on this site, saying your stupid and have an IQ of 50 i just can't say that i don't know you! but i do know that making fun of someone you don't know makes you look like an idiot.
i can't believe you actully take time out of your day to make fun of paris hilton or anyone like ever if you really hate someone just don't talk about them or buy anything they make you don't need to make fun of anyone you don't know. your just showing the world, what an idiot you are for saying things about people or a person you don't even know.
paris hilton by Emily H. December 28, 2005

Paris Hilton 

georgeous, successful, rich, popular, and wanted. everyone loves to hate her because they are all jelous of her life...ya, so she has made mistakes.....who hasn't? i think she is great and every1 who talks bad about her knows for a fact that they wouldn't say anything like that to her face!
ignorant slob is making jokes about paris hilton to his friend, then she comes along.....
ignorant slob:hi paris hilton.
paris hilton: hey
ignorant slob: i love you, ur so beautiful
paris hilton: that's hot