A pinnacle of virtue and masculinity, equipped with godlike physical strength, an unbeatable penchant for one-liners and more skills and talents than an orange, striped Swiss army knife on steroids. His many deeds are recounted in the works of the scribe Shakespeare Hemingway.
"Why have you not invited Garfield? Do you fear to face real man?" asked Queen Elizabeth II to Prince William with challenge.
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Get the Garfield mug.To have sexual intercourse where the partner simply lays prone, thereby benefiting from the subject's work. Derived from Art Garfunkle's role in the the Simon & Garfunkle group. Synonyms include 'The Starfish'.
Dude, I thought this new yoga instructor I've been seeing would be great in bed, but she totally garfunkled me last night!
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A person, typically in their teens, who finds it cool to degrade themselves. Can be heard exclaiming, "Sweet! I win for the lowest grade in class!" May also be caught giving advice to new kids on how to ditch, where to smoke, and how to really piss teachers off.
by dbacon March 6, 2009
Get the garfin mug.A compliinsult. One who is amazing but yet completely stupid, in a good way (one who flies airplanes on a bed)
The girl sat on the large bed. She was a complete garfag. She lay on her stomach flying an imaginary airplane. That girl was the best garfag known to man
by Garfagsareamazing December 28, 2009
Get the Garfag mug.When two or more previously straight men engage in a series of homosexual acts resulting in the complete loss of love/respect from friends and family members.
by Cogida09 March 15, 2010
Get the Narfal the Garfuk mug.Noun; a mental deficiency such as the inability to retain a certain piece of information. For example the name of a certain person.
A man said to his wife: "You're brother-in-law's first name is a glarf to me, I know that you have told me a thousand times but I just can't retain it."
by Charlie A November 9, 2008
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by Tyler April 21, 2005
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