I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

Get on my High Horse

To get high and go on a rant and/or argue with people on the internet

What are you doing tonight?
I'm probably going to get on my High Horse and make an ass of myself on Twitter

by twentyfivenoses September 20, 2019

Hippity hoppity get off my property

Sentance used when someone wants to make the person talking to him go away or shut up.

Dude1: Hey did you know the xbox is better than Playstati-
Dude2: Hippity hoppity get off my property

by Im cringy December 15, 2017

get off my dick

Meaning dont kiss up to me . Can also be said like get off is dick

Meek: Oh my gosh homie your album views is so sick like it's secretly my life
Drake: Get off my Dick my n***a

by Seven.klza December 24, 2017

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

Get out my hoaching face

When someone is in your (hoaching) face and they say something silly

when on playstation and you talk about a meme a friend may say "Get out my hoaching face"

by Riverkun December 5, 2017

Get outta my trash

My neighbors nickname for me.

Gerald: Hey! Get outta my trash!
Me: Wassup Gerald!
Gerald: No! Get. Out. Of . My. Trash!
Me: How you doing!
Gerald: *Throws brick*

by Heywhoturnedoutthelights March 13, 2018