red flower

1.someone who is a regualar partier, drinker, smoker, has whoreish tendencies, and mixes with all the wrong people.

2. the opposite of a white flower

nicole is totally a red flower, she's at every party and getting drunk and taking off her pants is totally her thing.

by word_uppp May 31, 2007

Dead puppies and wilted flowers

Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.

Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.

by Holly Varjak May 29, 2008

flower

A person with inherently good qualities (ie they're nice, intelligent, funny) that are definitely not shared with their terrible terrible families.

Person 1: Gee, Sarah Seems Nice...
Person 2: Yeah, but have you talked to her Dad? he's a horrible person
Person 1: Luckily, flowers often grow out of dirt

by ElKapitan April 11, 2011

Flower Plower

A Flower Plower is a person or thing that is ridiculous by definition, and generally destroyer of happiness or well-being

That girl is ridiculous.

What a Flower Plower.

by FLASHtruths March 6, 2013

Flowdash

The Process Of Speaking Quickly

Man She Speaking A Mile A Minute. She Got So Much Flowdash

by Flabbergast May 30, 2015

Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness August 16, 2016

Flower between trees

- A short girl between two tall men, usually a caption for pictures
- good height jokes

Friend 1: Look at those two guys, they look about 6 foot tall

Friend 2: Yeah, we can put our short 5"0 girl friend between them to compare heights
Friend 1: Yeah it looks like a flower between trees

by Jessalynn Levinson October 2, 2017