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dump account

An account on social media when someome dumps a large ammount of random friends or followers onto their account in order to gain popularity.
by Maureen September 12, 2016
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Speed Dump

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.
Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."
by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006
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Ninja Dump

A bowel movement that is stealthy, silent, and quick, but results in total destruction. The defecation community's equivalent of a Silent But Deadly fart.
Ron: "Dude, I Just took a Ninja Dump! Stay out of the bathroom!"
James: "But you were only gone for a minute, and I didn't even know you were in the bathroom!"
Ron: "Precisely!"
by Pat Hamm April 30, 2006
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stunt dump

Lay several sheets of toilet paper in the toilet, then stand on the bowl and drop a turd. It'll fall and land on the toilet paper like a stuntman falling on an airbag.
I just dropped a stunt dump from 6 feet high and it didn't break.
by Johnny Strappe February 22, 2014
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Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.
At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
by greatgazoo March 12, 2013
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River dumps

When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.
Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.
by lebronisgoat November 5, 2018
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Dump fuzz

The busybody neighborhood person, usually an old white woman, who yells at you when she sees your dog taking a dump in someone else's yard while on a walk. The self-appointed police department of dog feces.
*dog cops a squat and starts squeezing one out*

Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."

You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"
by JKRex January 17, 2015
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