dump account

An account on social media when someome dumps a large ammount of random friends or followers onto their account in order to gain popularity.

Stefano this isnt a dump account.

by Maureen September 12, 2016

Speed Dump

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.

Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."

by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006

Ninja Dump

A bowel movement that is stealthy, silent, and quick, but results in total destruction. The defecation community's equivalent of a Silent But Deadly fart.

Ron: "Dude, I Just took a Ninja Dump! Stay out of the bathroom!"
James: "But you were only gone for a minute, and I didn't even know you were in the bathroom!"
Ron: "Precisely!"

by Pat Hamm April 30, 2006

dump rape

1-To violate a bathroom by taking a messy, smelly, or downright offensive dump without the prior knowledge or consent of the owner, then leaving.

2-To enter a business or municipal building with the sole intention of dropping a dirty deuce.

*dump rapes are characterized by their lingering effects which may include splatter, near misses, lack of tp, clogged pipes, peeling wallpaper, broken friendships, asphyxiation of small pets and children, blindness, and/or most notably, the smell.

1- "So then he says 'it's getting late I'd better go home' and leaves. After he was gone I noticed the toxic fumes and realized I'd been dump raped again!"

2- "I drank too much coffee this morning and had to dump rape the library on the way to work."

by ookie badookie March 11, 2012

Dagger Dump

What feels like sharp poop inside your intestinal tract. Typically right before your bowel movement.

-Dude! I really have to get home! This Dagger dump is prairie dogging and it hurts like hell!
~Okay man I'm gonna go 75 in this 45, we'll be home soon.

by sharp poo22 May 30, 2009

mind-dump

n. & v. describing the act and result of a writer or speaker who makes a disorganized incoherent presentation of ideas and thoughts in no particular order and with no specific purpose on the mind of the writer or speaker. It is common in response to questions when there is no easy answer or when the writer/speaker has no idea what might constitute an answer. It can also be the sign of a lazy thinker or ignorant person afraid of simply saying ''I don't Know.''

mind-dumper describes the person who mind-dumps
mind-dumping describes the activity of one who mind-dumps

I read your freshman essay and the mind-dump I read was not helpful in answering the question asked. I wish the highschools did a better job of teaching their students how to think and express complete ideas in well-formed, well-organized, coherent, clear ways.

by hypocrisykiller October 8, 2009

Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

by greatgazoo March 12, 2013