cullening

The invocation of an autonomic sexual response via mention of a fictional bloodsucker.

Bro 1: Dude, did you check out that piece in Seventeen magazine? The Twilight expose?

Bro 2: Yo that shit was like mad cullening! I had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist's to keep my dignity.

by chironfrost April 24, 2014

Cullenized

VERB

put an end to the existence of (something) by damaging or attacking it

"the computer had ben cullenized by a brutal being"

by Brownspot03 August 16, 2022

emmet cullen

An Emmet is a chad vampire. He is a geezer but American. and does NOT go to the pub and is nicer than the traditional British lad. He is quite big and usually in a silly goofy mood, bordering on dad humour.

person: is that an emmet cullen?
me: yes!! he looks like a geezer but much nicer :)

by soiboi2day February 28, 2023