CT is the richest country in the nation. It is mostly, but NOT completely, filled with rich preppy towns with high IQ's and everyone has to play more then 2 sports. However, there are parts of Connecticut that aren't rich, but everyone else in CT is afraid to go there. It's filled with big bright white/yellow houses and mowed lawns that are 100 feet to 1 mile. You probably live in a suburb and all of your friends are rich too, so you think it's normal.
You know you live in Connecticut when:
-Your lawn is mowed
-You have added an addition to your house less then 5 years ago
-You wear polo shirts and pants from abercrombie
-You get upset if you get a B-
-One of your parents makes over $150,000 a year
-You have an xbox, a medium sized dog, and a TV over 40"
-You have a BMW, or any car over $30,000
-You're scared of minorities
You know you live in Connecticut when:
-Your lawn is mowed
-You have added an addition to your house less then 5 years ago
-You wear polo shirts and pants from abercrombie
-You get upset if you get a B-
-One of your parents makes over $150,000 a year
-You have an xbox, a medium sized dog, and a TV over 40"
-You have a BMW, or any car over $30,000
-You're scared of minorities
Guy from Connecticut: "Connecticut iznt what you say its not rich or preppy were just normal!!!!"
Guy not from Connecticut: "Connecticut is totally rich preppy and away from the real world . . The useless part between Massachusetts and New York. YEWSELESS!!!!!!"
Guy not from Connecticut: "Connecticut is totally rich preppy and away from the real world . . The useless part between Massachusetts and New York. YEWSELESS!!!!!!"
by The Guy That Just Stands There October 21, 2010
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If the MZS connection went on tour together, it would kick so much ass that its ass kickery couldn't be described.
by The Derek-ness May 14, 2004
Get the The MZS connection mug.Connecticut is that beautiful, affluent state wedged between MA and NY, that everyone views as pompous and snobby. Of course there are many wealthy areas associated with New York in the So. Half of the state (e.g. GW, Darien, New Caanan, Wilton, W & S Ports,Madison, and Old Lyme farther east. But, CT has its fair share of undesirable places including Waterbury and its disgusting blue collar suburbs, and Inner City Hartford, New Haven, and B-port. Southern CT is not the only rich enclave in the state, the Farmington Valley is a part of the Hartford Metro Area and has three very wealthy towns; Avon, Farmington, and Simsbury(My Hometown). And yes, even up here in S-bury, everyone wears Abercrombie and most still like the good ole Yankees(My Choice) as opposed to the Massholes' favorite, the blow sox. To sum it up, Connecticut IS a great state, better than New Jersey(Mainly b/c it doesn't have the STENCH). And no we are not gay, don't live near farms, and all the houses arent over 1,000,000, mine in fact is only worth $800,000 translated to about $2,787,000 if it were in Greenwich.
Most of Connecticut isn't as rich as you all think, for instance if you live in West Hartford, CT(Nice Town) and your house is worth $100,000 (unrealisticlly cheap), the cost inflation of being near NYC and everone wanting to live there would cause the house to be worth $348,000 in Waspy Greenwich.
by Better-Than-You June 22, 2006
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Normal person:
“Nice NCAA tournament this year, are you from Connecticut?”
Person from Connecticut:
“Fuck you. You are gay.”
“Nice NCAA tournament this year, are you from Connecticut?”
Person from Connecticut:
“Fuck you. You are gay.”
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Get the Connecticut mug.The golden triangle or BWA (Bush Rangers with Attitude) first Originated in Australia in late 2005. Created by three friends who did exceptional well in a business studies assessment with minimal preparation, the golden triangle symbolizes that studying and preparation aren’t perquisites of success. The founding members the Fiji Giant, The hater and Iceberg, which saw them ride the wave of success which followed the establishment of the Golden triangle this golden age saw the founding members reaching god like status in their perspective fields. The Fiji Giant gathered enough courage to bum rush Mt Olympus with all the other titans again. The Hater won the Hater of Year held annually in Oakland by having sex with his best friend’s wife and getting her pregnant then not telling his best friend and making him raise his baby like it was his.
Iceberg enjoyed the most prosperity of the three, he grew the roundest and thickest amateur afro outside of Africa, it’s rumored that he had the ability too make 16 biros disappear in his hair. The icebergs craps game became the most baller shit going around and at the17th ESPN annual craps championship he rolled 77 sevens in the finals against Leonard Washington becoming a millionaire in the process, when asked by world press what he did with the money he answered“I bought my mamma a car, and spent the rest of it on PCP”.
Like all good things the golden triangle got to powerful and un-baller, it sold the rights to the name due to Icebergs PCP addiction and quickly cheap copies emerged. This was aided by the allusive glimmer man who sold and marketed it as a cheap birth control pill this quickly saw the once great Golden triangle become noting more then a forgotten memory.
The original Golden Triangle members still keep in contact and craps every other Tuesday.
Iceberg enjoyed the most prosperity of the three, he grew the roundest and thickest amateur afro outside of Africa, it’s rumored that he had the ability too make 16 biros disappear in his hair. The icebergs craps game became the most baller shit going around and at the17th ESPN annual craps championship he rolled 77 sevens in the finals against Leonard Washington becoming a millionaire in the process, when asked by world press what he did with the money he answered“I bought my mamma a car, and spent the rest of it on PCP”.
Like all good things the golden triangle got to powerful and un-baller, it sold the rights to the name due to Icebergs PCP addiction and quickly cheap copies emerged. This was aided by the allusive glimmer man who sold and marketed it as a cheap birth control pill this quickly saw the once great Golden triangle become noting more then a forgotten memory.
The original Golden Triangle members still keep in contact and craps every other Tuesday.
Dam i didn't study for that business studies test and i till got 86% that's so golden triangle connection
by duck1791 September 19, 2008
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Headline News: The lawyer for a group of South African lions has filed a lawsuit against the State of Connecticut for exporting rotten meat.
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