(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
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Use common sense

A way more polite way to say: "hey dumbass, read the fuck up." but of course those be some no-no words. So the former, more professional way is used.
Pete kindly, as much as possible, told Joel to use common sense, instead of unkindly saying: "holy fucking christ, read a book, you moron."
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Commoner lighter

You take a lighter you own (preferably with the least amount of fluid) and write "commoner lighter" on it. This is for the bums who always steal your lighters when they 'borrow' it and never return it. Problem solved.
"Dude can I use your lighter"

"Nah fam you stole it last time. Here, take the commoner lighter."
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Common Derek L

Referring to a fail or a epic fail. Can be used to describe fails such as, getting arrested and charged with vandalism on May 21 2023, having L rizz, messing up relationships, being short, being a cracker, being a short skinny cracker, losing a game, getting insulted, losing an item or a friend, and failing a test.
“They just died in a car crash
“That’s just a common Derek L”
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Common joe L

Joe having an awful opinion usually surrounding football and Manchester United
Joe : rashford is top 5 wingers all time

Everyone with a brain: common joe L
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commonable

a human specifically of the female gender that is attractive enough to blow your load on.
that slut over there is commonable!
by Joshua Wittenberg October 16, 2008
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manipulative common

The difference in saying not and no taking off the t of not making the manipulative common not and no the same
Sam said to ryan that no and not where the same in order to proove her point that she knew he was going to say not even though he said no but she turned it into a manipulative common so that no and not meant the same thing which means inconclusion sam was right and ryan was wrong
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