double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

by Sexydimma October 23, 2014

common closet

The real translation of the norwegian word "Fellesskap". The popular term is "conjointly"

Norwegian person talking in english: Okay, we will do this task in common closet.

by fagermsquad123 November 7, 2017

Common Chest

The sexiest chest alive. Very attractive and slays in every possible way.

Oh yeah common chest is super sexy

by trinkets April 28, 2022

Common Aidis L

The pinnacle of Ls. So bad that you have to be associated with Aidis. Reached Lord status.

"Where are you going to schoolies?" "Terrigal" "Where is everyone else going?" "Byron" "Common Aidis L"
"Who are you taking to formal?" "Saarah" "Doesn't she like Josh?" "Yes" "Common Aidis L"
"Can I come to Byron?" "Fuck off" "Ok" "Common Aidis L"

by Casillas and Puyol November 4, 2022

Leo Commons

Known paedophile and gang rapist who resides in London.

Person 1: I saw Leo Commons in the Meow Meow Meadows Discord server flirting with a fat ho.

Person 2: He's moved on from Snipzy's sister already?

by NotAvexic March 25, 2025

Common Coach Beck L

When your coach, whos last name is Beck is acting like a very mean person, also known as, an L person

1: Coach Beck wont let me talk to my friends in class!
2: Thats just a Common Coach Beck L

by Bartholomew P. Wigglesworth September 21, 2022

Common courtesy

Showing respect to others, respect that you would expect from anyone.

If you’re mother-in-law is babysitting your 3 month old twins, not on a work day that she does twice a week but on a Saturday so you can go watch your 8 year-old play football in 90 degree weather, and you are going to be an hour late, you should show her common courtesy by sending her a text or call.

by Happych7c September 2, 2023