Grandfather Clock

A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.

"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."

"You're not a clockmaker"

"Neither is simon"

by Slaginsecret May 13, 2023

Moyseh clock

Usually results in a Billy with loads of egg on his face

"Utd have signed Ronaldo...tick tock goes the Moyseh clock"

6 months later Ronaldo is on his worse run of scoring for 13 years and Utd are 23 pts off the top of the league.

by Superhoop February 15, 2022

cock clock

When a male student arrives at a new school and all the girls are attracted to him. The attractiveness of this student does not matter because the time of the clock will eventually run out. Girls are attracted to this student because he is new material.

"Have you seen the new kid, Scotty?"

"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"

"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"

by Trident of Treason December 4, 2020

Cock Clock

When You Hang Your Cock On A Clock And Watch It Keep Turning Until It Hurts, Like A Form Of Pleasure And Pain, For Kinky Motherfuckers 😂

Ever Tried A Cock Clock? It's Hurts But Feels Great At The Same Time, My Cock's Red From The Last Time I Did It!

by NotOkayAtAll69 May 31, 2022

bang clock

Countdown until you will have sex with your significant other. Primarily used by long distance couples.

My bang clock is still at 54 days. I might have to book at earlier flight.

by roadkill66 August 27, 2017

Under The Clock

Used by Guyanese people to refer to a place in Stabroek Market : where there is a great Market Clock..where Ilegal Trading and the selling of stolen goods are conducted.

" Your phone was stolen?..you should check Under The Clock and see if someone has it there...get the Police involved and repossess it".

by Ahaha J April 18, 2018

Clock Style

Something to spice up your sex life, you set a timer or stopwatch and every time it goes off you switch to a new sex position.

Person 1: How are you and Jill doing?
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.

by thedefiner v4 March 8, 2015