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Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.
Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
by Umuless March 4, 2021
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Chinese Junkyard

Strip of body between ass and balls.
“I was at my slow pitch softball game and the pitch hit home plate, bounced up right into my Chinese junkyard
by Lrgbonedawg November 15, 2021
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Chinese Fisherman

Greatest fisherman of all time and is invincible. He is immortal and fought with gods from different mythology. He has the power to destroy the universe in a second
"omg! its the legendary chinese fisherman"
"the chinese fisherman just revived the dead man"
by fruitcake66666 October 3, 2021
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Chinese Delicacy

A fetish play involving one participant playing the dominated 'dog' role. The dominant participant will say 'Asian' sounding words while stimulating the dog.
I'm getting bored of Cock and Ball Torture recently, so were gonna Chinese Delicacy out for a bit.
by GautamaJesus August 24, 2020
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Chinese Junkyard

Taint

The area between the butt and genitals
“Babe do you mind scratching the area between my balls and butthole?” “Your Chinese junkyard?” “Oh yes that’s right
by Lrgbonedawg November 15, 2021
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hollywood chinese

Chinese food that you seem to only see in movies, tv shows, or commercial chinatowns in big cities, but doesn't actually exist anywhere in China, and would never be on the dinner table in a Chinese home, whether in China or abroad.
known for coming in takeout noodle boxes with disposable chopsticks.
"We had tacos all week, lets order in some hollywood chinese!"
by longpinkytoes November 1, 2018
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Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.
Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.
by Tiny nips August 30, 2013
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