Chinese rash

A rash received from Chinese food, music, or people.
1: Boy I got a Chinese rash from listening to that music at the Chinese restaurant. Either that or it was that clam and vegemetal soup.
2: Man I think it was from that waitress girl who kissed your cookies.
by box-siren January 21, 2014
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Chinese solution

A three pronged solution for a problem, the solution being very immoral. First coined by Erich Honecker, a East German politician, who was referring to the Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989, in regards on what to do about the crowds of pro-democratic protestors/demonstrators in East Germany.

1. To take an extremely aggressive stance on the problem, as well as employing an extremely aggressive solution, making sure to always break UN international laws and all known morality principles in the process while conducting said solution,

2. To always deny any involvement, existance or knowledge of such event,

3. The extensive use of propaganda, censorship, intimidation, blackmail, extortion or any other methods to alter the opinions of the public of the solution, often going as far as to, persuading the public into approving of the solution, turning a blind eye or to be ignorant of the solution and the censorship and suppression of any information that antagonises said guilty party.
'There was a written order from Hoenecker, for a so-called "Chinese solution". It could of been worse than Bejing,'

-Markus Wolf, former head of East Germany's intelligence agencies.
by Winnie The Pooh 1989 August 16, 2019
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Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))
Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.
by Thumperton April 07, 2011
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chinese hopscotch

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.
He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.
by bilnyethescienceguy696969 March 20, 2016
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Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.
Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.
by Tiny nips July 21, 2013
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Chinese host

A derogatory term for someone who is hosting an online game with slow internet. It comes from the idea that there are so many Chinese gamers they hack Western servers and when they play there they lag heavily because of the distance.
Gamer 1: Omfg this game is actually lagging every second.
Gamer 2: Yeah me too but I only have 40 ms.
Gamer 1: It's because of the fucking Chinese host.
by YYHeff January 13, 2011
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chinese bathtub

A bathtub you eat chinese food in. But you can only eat it while drunk or it doesn't count.
Hey guys guess what time it is
Time for shots and alcohol in the chinese bathtub.
by Drunkerooni March 26, 2017
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