chav

a mean person that whacks you with their handbag. They have essex accents, chew gum and have handbags and travels in groups, called chavlets.

JAMIE: hey have you seen beth? she is such a chav! 🙄🙄

NATHAN: yes she’s a chav but she’s well fit 🤤🤤🥵

by james_definitions..69 May 3, 2022

Chav

Vermin usually located in Northern England with some of the population of chavs located in Birmingham, London and Manchester. They will stand outside fast-food chains such as McDonalds and KFC with their hands down their boxers fondling with themselves while staring out other people. They will try and act hard but at the end of the day they are only little Bratts who are looking to impregnate a girl then move on

Oh Look a chav

Oh that area is known for chavs

by Jken2001 November 3, 2019

Chav

English person who lives in a caravan, has cigarettes for breakfast, cocaine for lunch and McDonald's for dinner (if they haven't been shanked up already). Their dad left between the time they were born and the age of two, their mum works in a fish and chip shop and their 17 year old brother is a drug dealer.

FUN FACT: The place with the highest population of chavs is Wick
Synonyms: Pikie, hoodie, yob
Most commonly found: On the Jeremy Kyle Show

Anyone from The Only Way Is Essex is a chav

by Woafy March 13, 2018

Chav

C.H.A.V = Council House And Violent

Chav - People oftern wearing sportswear, striped jumpers, baseball caps on the back of their head pointing almost vertical with a the peak bent round so much that it almost forms a full circle, and lots of big shiny argos jewelry.

by hdmb December 31, 2010

Chav

Smokes weed and joyrides, dresses up like a muggers holiday fund. Sleep around and treat women like crap

chav, weed

by emoking767 February 7, 2012

Chav

A bunch of people who where the Burberry colours with pride, dress in sports wear and think not brushing their teeth is good.

also drives a load of shit, and also cant drive for shit.

Lack of eduction present.

"Oi, get out the fucking way you Chav, im going to get something you never got. An Education. "

by Define Toblerone June 22, 2009

Chav

an iconic species of british culture

girl:orange

black thick slugs as eyebrows

vv dark contour usually not blended

furry hooded puffer coats

millions of victoria secret body sprays

hoop earrings bigger than their head
lads:coats that cover most of their face

reflective stuff
both:fags(cigs)

vape

drugs

chav language

out all the time

lost their virginity at 2

gets in loads of scraps

*goes to maccies*
me: "there's loads of chavs outside"

by shreck April 5, 2019