douche cruise ship

when someone has surpassed the level of douche canoe

wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.

by dingledick69 April 06, 2017

Cruise to Saint Lucia

When someone goes down on a woman so well that you end up sleeping in a puddle and waking up to breakfast in bed and a key to her house. Aka the woman’s version of flight to Boston.

You see that guy over there? He has a Cruise To Saint Lucia. He had my legs shaking. I made him an omelette.

by DerpDaddy February 20, 2022

post-cruise swag

The wobbling of legs, and lack of being able to walk correctly after being on a cruise.

Matt: Dude I can't even walk to the bathroom without putting my hand on the wall to steady myself after that Royal Caribbean cruise last week.

Dave: Oh shit dude! You got a case of post-cruise swag.

by cruiserr August 15, 2010

Tom Cruise Moment

A discreet way to refer to a nipple erection (see also nipple freeze, nipple stand, nippleboners, nipplection, nippleitis, and nipplitis). Derives from Tom Cruise's tendency to "act" with his fingers: pointing with both forefingers to emphasize something he's saying. Particularly evident in Jerry Maguire (the finger acting,that is, not the stiff nipples). The term is not gender-specific.

It was cold out, and she was having a Tom Cruise moment.

by Longsilver May 20, 2006

Tom Cruise-ing It

Doing what Tom Cruise does in Risky Buisness! Dancing all over the place to music while in you underwear.

Guy 1: "I thought being home alone for a couple of hours was going to be great"
Guy 2: "Wasn't It??"
Guy 1: "No! I lost track of time and my parents walked in right in the middle of me Tom Cruise-ing It"

by Nicole Morrow September 11, 2005

Tom Cruiseing

When one is driving their car and a great song come on and you sing it at the top of your lungs horribly. Like Tom Cruise in Jerry McGuire when Tom Petty's 'Free Falling' comes on.

I hate it when I'm stuck in traffic with some chick the next car over Tom Cruiseing it to Fergie.

by wooism August 23, 2009

Cruise Marry Shag

Game Played On Gavin & Stacey

Given 3 Options Cruise, Marry, Shag And Are Also Given 3 Celebrities To Match Them Too, Similar To Snog Marry Avoid.

Cruise Marry Shag Example

Tom Cruise,Zac Efron,Matthew Lewis

Cruise;Tom Cruise
Marry; Matthew Lewis
Shag; Zac Efron

by Spotted Dick 500 August 03, 2011