sleep bond

the act of requiring someone to go to sleep when it's past midnight

please pick someone else to sleep bond, I will stay awake no matter what you say

by echkno July 18, 2025

lilly bond

a complete shit head that all her friends think she's on crack, and is a big fat bitch and are extremely annoying, lilly bonds hate everyone at first but then if they like them they will be a dick head to them and then she says they are best friends lilly bond is a big fat crackhead who is a twig but say shes says she has an ass and is fat when shes flat all her friends think she is a poo

lilly bond is on crack

by fat fuckin pig February 19, 2020

Pull a Bond

When you actually shart or defecate in your pants.

Bro1: Damn bro, are you all right ? What’s that smell ? Did you Pull a Bond ?

Bro2: Yup, I think I just pulled a Bond

by TheFrance October 12, 2022

Joe Bonds

The personification of nobody. When your own company is so good that hanging out with others starts to feel lacklustre.

"Wanna grab drinks after work?"
"I can't, I'm chilling with Joe Bonds"

by grimeysox September 30, 2022

Bollywood bond

This nickname comes from the mountains of Asia where many of our knockoff products come from and even people. This is even the case with people such as james bond

Your Asian and your name is bond your the infamous bollywood bond

by anonymous January 14, 2025

James Bond

There seems to be a description of what James Bond should/has to look like, without much room for imagination. Why hasn't there been a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? They limit James Bond to one kind of guy in the movies. Even a female posing as James Bond, or as a leading role without the name James Bond. Give them the hall pass and take away the taboo. That way not every black guy grows up wanting to be the Bond villain.

The Bond villain was converted to good and suddenly he didn't want to kill anybody after that. Would it be a good thing or a bad thing for the next James Bond?

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

Cum Bond

A cum bond is best described as a certain affinity you have with someone, typically an internet porn actor/actress, that you have been masterbaiting to for a long period of time, especially from a young age

I’ve been jerking off to Brandi Love since I was 14 and now I have a cum bond with her

by That one guy that sucks July 14, 2023