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assical bond

when your best mate fiddles with ur ex
aiden and isaac have an assical bond
by isaaclosedale January 15, 2022
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Bush bond

Bush bond is cop slang for when an an officer has sex with a woman he has detained in exchange for letting her go free. As in, she posted bond with her bush.
Tim Harris tried to claim that sex with victim Lorraine Harris was a bush bond, and that it was her suggestion.
by MrsMuffins130 September 26, 2022
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belly bonding

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “bonding" the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces
Jeff: yo dude I totally bonded with my gf last night
Brian:how far'd you get
Jeff: belly bonding
Brian: Holy fucking shit
by Beyternames April 24, 2022
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Gold Bonding

Also known as Boy Bonding.

When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls.

Afterword everyone shakes hands
We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!
by Gidonidus May 20, 2024
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Bond Bump

A bump or line of cocaine that is snorted off of a friend’s arm, such as the interior portion of the forearm, when there are no tables available.
This party’s packed, do you wanna do a bond bump over in the corner?
by vainventriloquistvixen May 25, 2025
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Spiritual Penis Bond

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.
John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.
by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021
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Bond Effect

A psychological phenomenon where an individual suffers great mental damage when facing an opponent with "Bond" in the name.

Common effects are: shivering, crying, blaming your team instead of yourself for everything, mental booming.
Nerf:"Hey Edo, how were your games today?"
Edo:"Not good, I've been suffering from the Bond Effect all day today."
Nerf:"Aw man, sorry to hear that."
by JanJan0_0 June 16, 2024
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