The Ahmed Effect

Having sexual intercourse with “Ahmed” and not being able to walk after the fact.

I had sex last night. I fully feel The Ahmed Effect…He fully put Ahmed Effected me.

by Jayjoe132 May 26, 2024

Ahmed Ghazali

He is the funniest most passionate and perfect guy ever. He has the most contagious smile to ever exist and he's so handsome. If you're lucky enough to get to date this guy make sure to not fumble because you'll never find anyone else like him. He truly is one of a kind.

- S

"I wish I dated Ahmed Ghazali girl"

by chlorinesolutionh6534 May 31, 2024

Sami Ahmed

Well known active posh bot in Clayton always carrying a golf club he got one of the smallest woods in the world coming in at 0.6 nanometers no friend loves chocolate no bitches and still hasn't come out the closet.

boy-"i dont wANNA be like sami ahmed"
girl-"isnt that small wood sami "

by h.thebiguy February 12, 2024

ahmed

a superior figure, a nigga with multiple talents.

- ahmed

i’m ahmed

by ahmed10 February 15, 2024

ahmed

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.

"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed! everyone needs their ahmed in life!"

by alicantsleep March 8, 2024

ahmed 🌹

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.

"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed 🌹 ! everyone needs their ahmed 🌹 in life!"

by alicantsleep March 8, 2024

ahmed 🌹

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.

"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed 🌹 ! everyone needs their ahmed 🌹 in life!

by alicantsleep March 16, 2024