The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.
Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation
by Birty Dastard April 08, 2021
The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.
Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.
Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?
Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!
Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*
Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?
Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!
Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*
by Uvula February 17, 2010
Ugly, scrawny african american porn star and notorious slut...has no assets a black women should possess.
by juelzgirl December 11, 2006
A girl with beautiful blue eyes and a nice round booty and nice breasts. she also posesses a very intellectual mind and has many talents.
I met this girl who was a complete heather murph, she could sing and her blue-eyes and baggn body made me wanna cry.
by petey pablo August 22, 2004
A dab hit smaller than a normal hit. Usually reffered to a hit so small that only a tiny woman named heather will feel it.
by Viciouspest June 18, 2017
The most beautiful girl in the world. She has a unique personality that will catch some by surprise. She is the greatest woman I have ever met. I love you my queen.
Heather Jones is a amazing woman.
by The Queens King August 12, 2018
1. When a heather pulls off a action of complete idiocy
2, The statement made when mindless banter begins
3. The actions of a person or group that is not cute and causing this phrase to be yelled out loud
2, The statement made when mindless banter begins
3. The actions of a person or group that is not cute and causing this phrase to be yelled out loud
1. Oh heather! Why did you do that to the turkey!
2. Theo went oh heather! on the topic of culinary arts
3. The is so oh heather! My feeling of being cute is gone!
2. Theo went oh heather! on the topic of culinary arts
3. The is so oh heather! My feeling of being cute is gone!
by Chairman Drunken Monkey October 27, 2019