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Poo Goober

A slang term which is defining an unusual event. In this event a male has anal intercourse with a woman or male. When this second partner goes to deficate at a later time, they realize that their fecal matter is covered in a layer of seminal fluid from the earlier session of intercourse.
Wow, that sex must have been crazy because I just pinched out a mighty poo goober!
by Jack Bradley March 24, 2010
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Goofy goobered

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.
Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.
by xxxquintacion September 2, 2018
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goober gnat

an irratating person, similar to the gnat around a sweaty penis
That guy is a real goober gnat.
by Hammer1975 December 27, 2010
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goober dunking

Example 1: I just goober dunked my girl friend it was great!!

Example : goober dunking is like chocolate :)
by gooberdunking May 24, 2011
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Pube Goober

Semen caught in a tangle of pubic hair which has since dried and entered a gelatin like state.
i had to cut out like three pube goober with the kitchen scissors
by Jimboli December 2, 2010
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old goober

An Old Goober is a male individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Fart
He is such a jerk. No worries, he can't help himself, " he's just an Old Goober"!
by Moody Mama April 11, 2016
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Goober gobbler

Someone who gobbles goober. Philonias meredian. One who's nati e language consist of grunts Google gobbles and sporadic outburst of the word meth and bottom teeth snarels in there sleep
You goober gobbler .gobbling. Mother fu#*er
by Sim guy May 10, 2022
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