Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
Get the Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine mug.A person who despite being Muslim decides to drink alcohol (Specifically an excessive amount causing behavior similar to that of Barney from the Simpsons)
by GeneTakovic November 30, 2024
Get the Barney Muslim mug.so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)
oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!
by Mila loves her golden cockapoo December 28, 2024
Get the BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! mug.A sexual act, while someone in a Barney suit, wears a red strap on, and fucks a man in the ass, while the man that is receiving it is singing the barney theme song and jacking off someone in a squirrel costume (Scooter McNutty), all while someone in a BJ costume masturbates on the recipients face.
by Lil dirty Pablo July 16, 2025
Get the Dirty Barney mug.“Barney has a massive package and boy does he know how to use it.” Said nobody ever. Barney is a registered sex offender. He puts the meaning in the saying “big feet small meat.” His lack of inches downstairs is not the only reason he failed to ever feel the touch of a women. But also his STI’s he catches from he’s dead dog he keeps chained up in his shed behind his house. Barney is feared by all children in his area. But he uses his favourite sayings to pick up this kids. Such as “cousin is only a word”. Or “age is just a number”. Or my favourite “I just shat my pants may I please get in yours”. If you would like to find a Barney head towards your nearest kindergarten or primary school or elderly home. Generally drives a little white van. And is always smiling
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Get the Barney mug.It is defined as a woman with an existly large stomach/belly which covers majority of her lower body which give the appearance that her belly and vagina are one. The term was coined within the Caribbean Island of Trinidad and Tobago where a woman vagina is commonly know as a nanny hence the word barney is a derivative of the combination of both words belly and nanny.
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