Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Melissa is a girl who has a really big heart, her sight gives enough light to illuminate an entire room, in fact she is light to everyone around her, she is the perfect mixture between the cutest/sexiest/lovely person and once you know her you need her in your life, otherwise it will be insipid without her.
Melissa is the girl other girls want to be and every guy wants to have. Melissa is loyal, she keeps her emotions to herself and even though she isn’t having good times she can show you a big smile… oh my God, that beautiful smile.
Melissa is the girl other girls want to be and every guy wants to have. Melissa is loyal, she keeps her emotions to herself and even though she isn’t having good times she can show you a big smile… oh my God, that beautiful smile.
Once you see Melissa you’ll like her, once you know her you fall in love. It’s not a phrase, it’s a fact.
by AE2303 November 23, 2021

Melissa Alli is the most beautiful person in the world. She is there for you whenever you are down and will always go out of her way to help you back up. She has beautiful eyes and long, soft black hair. Sometimes she thinks she is not good enough but those who know her, know she is the sweetest person in the world. Don't let her fool you though - she may be sweet, but she will put you in your place in a heartbeat. She will always be the most beautiful person in the world.. So after reading this, don't bother to believe any garbage on Urban Dictionary that you read about other people being 'the most beautiful' because that would just be a lie. Melissa is LOVE, Melissa is LIFE.
by Just Trust Me. November 22, 2021

The alleged body double that, as a conspiracy theory said, "replaced Avril Lavigne after she died in 2003 following the release of her debut album Let Go."
First off, it's a conspiracy theory. People like to make this stupid shit to either piss people off or have their family members off. There's usually hardly any evidence to back those theories.
Second, it's...Avril Lavigne. I feel like there should be a "need I say more" slapped in here, but I don't think that fits the case.
First off, it's a conspiracy theory. People like to make this stupid shit to either piss people off or have their family members off. There's usually hardly any evidence to back those theories.
Second, it's...Avril Lavigne. I feel like there should be a "need I say more" slapped in here, but I don't think that fits the case.
Melissa Vandella is supposed to be some body double of Avril Lavigne, but that's probably just as silly as the "Paul is dead" urban legend
Wait, how is it silly if it claims Avril killed herself?
...
FUCK.
Wait, how is it silly if it claims Avril killed herself?
...
FUCK.
by 7568ino December 4, 2023

The nicest person you’ll ever meet. She’s also beautiful and funny. She’s just the person for you. Melissa is Greek and means bee.
by Lissa200 May 21, 2018

Melissa Silva is a amazing and beautiful girl. She has a great personality, very funny,kind,but a hot overall she is a legit badass and great girlfriend.
Guy 1:“Hey have you heard of that Melissa Silva girl”
Guy 2: “Yesss she is soooo hot and such a badass, I think I’m in love”
Guy 2: “Yesss she is soooo hot and such a badass, I think I’m in love”
by I’m-Her-girlfriend March 10, 2020

These bitches are the shit and will always be the hottest bitches. These hoes pull all the hotties and have every man including yours.
by stinkaasshoe May 7, 2025
