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Luke

Luke are pure assholes. They will go girl to girl searching for the “right girl” but later on in his life he will realize that he let the right girl go. He’s too caught up in his good looks and nice body to care about anything but himself. He will break every thing he touches and leave girls crying themselves to sleep. If you ever find a Luke, run for your life.
ME : “ why are you crying Lisa?”

Lisa: “Luke broke up with me last night, and now he’s dating Lola”
by Bdcjsnsbid April 17, 2019
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Luke

lukes are very agressve and you are very unlucky to meet one and are usally in jail for sexuall harasment they love to be naked he is speical and usally are very sexy and no how to wreck someones day and scare them life
LUKE: " i will hump your heads off"
EVERYONE: Ahhhhhhhh run
by Fax potatos April 8, 2019
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luke

a guy who is a fucking bellend and deserves to lull himself and should die
Harry: Luke is so annoying
Angel: I know right!
by urparentsaresexy November 11, 2021
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Luke

A man with an abornormally large penis. He tends to often talk about his thrilling sex life, whilst being a virgin.
“Wow! Have you seen that picture of Luke’s Penis?”

“Yes! He’s so dreamy and hung like a horse!”
by quidlad January 22, 2019
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Luke

Super Cool Guy often the funniest member of discord servers
Yo you know Luke?

Yeah what about him?

He is so funny on discord lmaoo
by FAGGOT THAT GEWTS PUS*Y October 21, 2020
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Luke

The guy who wants to stab you at school
eyo lukes got a knife RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the kid who gets loads of puss November 30, 2019
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Luke

"dude did you see Luke trying to dance at the party?"
"yeah man.... poor guy"
by the grey sisters July 2, 2020
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