double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

by Sexydimma October 24, 2014

Common Core Math

The worst homework ever

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down

by Common Core Mathism March 03, 2023

common grub

A kid that goes to your school that is definitely a homosexual.

Hey look at that common grub

Pretty sure he is gay

by You moms moms moms mother January 15, 2017

Common Clues

Having common sense while using context clues

Kareem: Are you tired?
Me: What does it look like use your common clues dumbass

by TheRealNigga_ March 25, 2021

That means, 12 is a common denominator for .3333 and .5000.

When you're doing i-Ready math level D and you keep exiting to check your minutes.
Note that .3333 = 1 third and 0.5000 = 2 fourths

"That means, 12 is a common denominator for .3333 and .5000."
Me: "Omfg just shut up already..."

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

common

That was awesome!

What did you think of the Van Gogh experience. It was common!

by Ahoymellow January 15, 2022

Common

Shorthand for "Common Law Wife" or "Common Law Husband"

My second common was a total bitch. She drove me into bankruptcy dragging me into family court over and over again before disappearing with my kid.

by u1fhednar January 17, 2021