A complete shit team who can’t win any fucking games except for the shit academy teams.
The Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019 is so bad.
by I wanna die 2.3 January 30, 2019
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Basketball Beep

The distinct noise made by a common American household item. This often indicates the presence of an African American residing in said household. This sound can also be heard and misinterpreted as the iconic sound of a sneaker being skid across the Basketball court.
Bro 1: "Did I just hear a 'Basketball Beep' through the mic?"
Bro 2: *proceeds to obliterate the headsets of everyone in the CoD Lobby*
by BigChodeMan21 June 1, 2024
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basketball beep

The audible notification of a smoke alarm that has a low battery.
All of the players on the team had to mute their microphones for remote learning this morning due to the constant basketball beeps from their smoke detectors.
by edward koin June 9, 2024
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Basketball Hoop

1)A girl too ugly to mess with behind the scenes.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.
Random Person: (Laughing) "So what happened with you and that Basketball hoop?"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"
by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007
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Basketball Community

The basketball community is the circle of people who come together through their love for the game—whether it’s hooping at the rec, watching NBA games or talking about different players. It’s not only about playing; it’s about finding people who share the same passion and building connections that go beyond the court.
“Being part of the basketball community on campus gave me instant friends who hype me up during games and keep me in the loop on everything hoops-related.”
by Jack Perk September 9, 2025
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obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.
obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024
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