Mexican Starpucker

When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.
Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.

No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!

I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.
by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021
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Mexican Duel

When true full blooded Mexicans fight to the death both armed with machetes and rape the opponents dead buddy and his family.
Hombre Uno: I challenge you to a Mexican Duel!

Hombre Dos: Si Pendejo
by Hello(xx)? May 13, 2022
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Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket
Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
by Yello Roc September 15, 2023
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Mexican tail gunner

Mexican tail gunner,, having sex doggie style, pulling out just a you cum and lobbing a load in her hair, then yelling " viva".
Last night I gave Sarah a"mexican tail gunner " in her new hair doo.
by Hinklemeir July 29, 2022
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Salty Mexican

Its a mexican that is still salty about lose there land
by steven is gaaaaaaaaay April 26, 2018
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Mexican mud slide

Shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head causing your entire body to enter a woman’s vagina at the bottom
Me and your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night
by Live laugh May 18, 2021
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Mexican Roulette

Travel for ANY reason to the country of Mexico.
You’re playing Mexican Roulette with that vacation to Mexico!
by Chitown winner March 15, 2023
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