chocolate squats

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk

Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!

Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.

by CR1986 June 6, 2017

Chocolate Glory

When a dark skinned coloured boy uses his skin colour to make a joke/procure an achievement.

Customer: Hey man I think I have a smaller portion than everyone else
Waiter: no you dont
customer: did you give me a smaller portion cause I'm black?
waiter: no, have some more
customer: chocolate glory!

by headshouldersneesandtoes November 10, 2010

chocolate tent

Trying to fart under the blanket in attempts to stink out the person you're sharing a blanket with gone horribly wrong.

A variation of Dutch Oven where shits instead of farts.

I tried ti Dutch oven your mom and it turned into a chocolate tent.

by Jack Dang3r September 13, 2015

chocolate spunkbubble

When she is trying to fart cum out of her arse and it bubbles up !

Rode her ass like a jockey and then she blew a chocolate spunkbubble at me !

by slimboyfat82 March 24, 2018

Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020

Chocolate Rorschach - AKA (Choco-Schach)

When a male or female defecates between a woman's breasts and pushes them together to see what picture is formed. Like the inkblot (Rorschach) test psychologists use on mental patients.

When Deebo came home he pulled a Choco-Schach on Mrs. Parker; Pastor Clever pulled a Chocolate Rorschach - AKA (Choco-Schach) on Mrs. Parker while Smokey watched through the window...

by The Juggernaut B..... February 4, 2010

Chocolate Tea

Teabagging your/someone's shit

She wanted me to make Chocolate Tea. Bruh I'm not into that shit.

by Just_Cr4Zy June 13, 2022