Australian slang for alcohol, especially dirt-cheap mass-produced low-quality beer, rampantly consumed by bogans.
Patron: Oi m8 can I get some Western Australian piss?
Barman: Sure m8, Swanny D or Bush Chook (Emu Export)?
Patron: Actually nah m8, got any Queensland piss?
Barman: Sure m8, Four-X or Great Northern?
Patron: Yeah nah m8, but I'll defs take some Victorian piss
Barman: Sure m8 here's a pint of VB
Patron: Aww fuck yea cunt
Barman: No worries m8
Barman: Sure m8, Swanny D or Bush Chook (Emu Export)?
Patron: Actually nah m8, got any Queensland piss?
Barman: Sure m8, Four-X or Great Northern?
Patron: Yeah nah m8, but I'll defs take some Victorian piss
Barman: Sure m8 here's a pint of VB
Patron: Aww fuck yea cunt
Barman: No worries m8
by StrayanDoc August 20, 2022

by Samantha Hayward May 19, 2023

A competition invented by Kasimir, where you pull your foreskin all the way over your dick (so no piss can escape) and hold it there. then you start pissing and Whoever releases the grip on their foreskin last wins.
Often the deciding factor involved in winning is foreskin elasticity, but sometimes it’s pure willpower.
Often the deciding factor involved in winning is foreskin elasticity, but sometimes it’s pure willpower.
„Dude, yesterday Paul completely dominated the Kasimir Piss Battle in the locker room, you should have been there!“
„I’m not competing with that guy anymore, his foreskin is too loose, it’s unfair“
„I’m not competing with that guy anymore, his foreskin is too loose, it’s unfair“
by CDUUU1930 July 14, 2025

Every time Ben and Jonathan go out they look so pissed. I’ll bet they had a bad day they look so pissed.
by H311bound June 13, 2018

by The Bev guy December 21, 2024

The act of going to the bathroom sitting down , and after taking a piss you take a dump and the dump makes a splash so big that piss splashes back onto (and in some cases inside) your ass
Definition: piss ass (verb)
getting piss on (or in) your ass after taking a large shit.
Last night i took a dump so big i gave myself piss ass , worst feeling ever
getting piss on (or in) your ass after taking a large shit.
Last night i took a dump so big i gave myself piss ass , worst feeling ever
by THe master bedroom March 21, 2023
