p addict

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.

Hey bro I've been a p addict for the last ten years and haven't told anybody

Buddy you're only 16

by orangered May 13, 2022

Kai P. Lomont

A notorious pedophile that lurks on roblox and discord living in the everett washington area.

Yo! is that Kai P. Lomont?!

by pactbyblood April 12, 2025

The 3 P’s

when used in drug term it means Powders, Pills and Psychedelics

“What were/are you addicted to?”
“Oh mainly the 3 p’s”

by moldeebongwater February 20, 2024

bomb p

A really wet, tight, good smell and tasting pussy. That makes you cum quick.

Oh honey chile she had some bomb p.

Sorry baby I couldn’t last long you have Bomb p.

by Oh honey chile May 14, 2019

Triple P's

Pre-Period Paranoia, when a woman becomes fearful and paranoid she may be pregnant after having sex which is either protected or unprotected, it often lasts until the woman begins to menstruate.

"I'm like freaking out, haven't got my period yet and me and I banged that random dude two weeks ago"
"Bitch you got the Triple P's"

by Thebuttlord August 6, 2014

Pushin P

Pushing too prison on rebirth island

“We’re Pushin P, we have loady”

by TikTok-bachiibacca June 15, 2022

qazse4wsxdr5edcft6rfvgy7tgbhu8yhnji9ujmko0ik,lp-ol.;[=p;/']

This is the big check mark pattern. 1st row is now numbers , 2-4 rows are for letters.

1st symbol in second row , 1st symbol in third row , 1st symbol in fourth row , 2nd symbol in third row , 3rd symbol in second row , 5th symbol in first row(number four). You get qazse4. After first check mark every number increases by 1 for every next check mark. Last check mark is ol.;=. 278th level of boredom.

Person -2 : have you typed qeszcwrdxvetfcbrygvntuhbmyijn,uokm.ipl,/?
Person 14 : No , but I have typed qazse4wsxdr5edcft6rfvgy7tgbhu8yhnji9ujmko0ik,lp-ol.;=p;/'

by mbxjsy October 8, 2025