Mexican Olympics-
If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.
The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.
Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.
Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part.
Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.
To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.
By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.
If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.
Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.
If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.
The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.
Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.
Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part.
Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.
To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.
By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.
If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.
Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.
Person 1-"You pulled off the Mexican Olympics!"
Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we don't have any identification of you."
Person 3-" The guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."
Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning English fast."
Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we don't have any identification of you."
Person 3-" The guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."
Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning English fast."
Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
by bbobcali661 June 6, 2023
Get the Mexican Olympicsmug. A 'yes' or positive response to a question that does not warrant a 'yes' or 'no' response.
A quick 'yes' to an inquiry to avoid a negative reaction to the actual answer.
Usually used when the actual truth will result in the person asking the question becoming angry or frustrated with the answer, so the positive response (though a lie) is used to keep the person happy or at least neutral.
A quick 'yes' to an inquiry to avoid a negative reaction to the actual answer.
Usually used when the actual truth will result in the person asking the question becoming angry or frustrated with the answer, so the positive response (though a lie) is used to keep the person happy or at least neutral.
Q:"Juan, when are those parts going to show up for this project? We really need to get this done quickly."
A:"Yes!" (Truth: wont be here in time for deadline, so using a mexican yes to keep asker happy)
A:"Yes!" (Truth: wont be here in time for deadline, so using a mexican yes to keep asker happy)
by RockyLeafs May 18, 2023
Get the mexican yesmug. “Hey Juan what kind of wood is you kitchen table made out of?” “Only the best Mexican Oak from Maria’s Antiques!”
by Vitreol March 15, 2019
Get the Mexican Oakmug. When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.
"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."
by ApprehensiveCrab November 28, 2023
Get the Mexican goodbyemug. 
farting in a crouded hallway after eating food from a mexican restaraunt like chipotle or taco bell.
dude,. do you smell that?!
ya, i think steve had mexican food last night i think he's a mexican cropduster today
ya, i think steve had mexican food last night i think he's a mexican cropduster today
by banana moonpie August 13, 2010
Get the mexican cropdustermug. by CasperWhite October 3, 2020
Get the Mexican Pinballmug.