Evelyn & Crab-tree Hands

A drinking game in which each player holds two bottles of beer (one between thumb and pointer finger and one between pointer and middle finger) in each hand and then secures the bottles with tape. Each bottle should have a straw in it for sipping. Prior to taping the bottles, light several freshly scented candles. Upon finishing the beers use the straws to blow the candles out. First person to finish all four beers and blow out the candle via straw proboscious wins.

Hey Nate, want to play Evelyn & Crab-Tree Hands? Ya know, the one from Tom Cruise's Top Gun.

by Transatlantic Gingerz June 21, 2013

texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.

Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.

by Kevin March 31, 2005

Put up your hand

What a girl yells to a guy when she wants to see how big he is.

Girl: "Hey! Put up your hand."
Guy: "Okaaay..." *puts up hand*
*girls giggle and whisper* "He's so small!"

by ThomasKinkade February 16, 2015

Chicken skin hand job

When you use cooked chicken skin during a hand job. Sometimes it results in increased calorie intake for both parties.

I got a chicken skin hand job during dinner tonight.

by Tmurph19 January 20, 2016

butt puppy hand jobber

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence

CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha

by Dylowned August 05, 2005

Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face

Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.

by NICK-P November 20, 2009

put your hands up

Putting up your hand

-put your hands up bro

by remelasda July 07, 2015