Chicken skin hand job

When you use cooked chicken skin during a hand job. Sometimes it results in increased calorie intake for both parties.

I got a chicken skin hand job during dinner tonight.

by Tmurph19 May 1, 2016

Put up your hand

What a girl yells to a guy when she wants to see how big he is.

Girl: "Hey! Put up your hand."
Guy: "Okaaay..." *puts up hand*
*girls giggle and whisper* "He's so small!"

by ThomasKinkade February 16, 2015

butt puppy hand jobber

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence

CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha

by Dylowned August 30, 2005

Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face

Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.

by NICK-P November 20, 2009

put your hands up

Putting up your hand

-put your hands up bro

by remelasda July 23, 2015

the happy right hand of god

an excuse deriving from ancient latin text, in which the priest uses the term as an excuse to masterbate little boys.

(you think youre weird, my childhood was spent with the happy right hand of god)

by ttbilllets May 22, 2006

Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.

John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.

by Diesektd Frawg May 1, 2009