king wizard

A person who smokes endless amounts of marijuana to the point where they believe they can perform sorcery (the magic is their trippy thoughts).

Dude 1: Fuck bro, I think consciousness is like on a wave.

Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.

Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.

Dude 2: What?

by Lusty Leopard October 15, 2020

King Khanaky

Formed when the first ever universe was made due to a perfect collision of atoms, though the first universe was meant to be an infinite universe, all mass compressed into King Khanaky and created him, making him a universe, with infinite mass, but at the size of a 8’10 human. King Khanaky is OG. You may ask, if he has infinite mass, why doesn’t everything get sucked into him? Because he can control atoms, and that is what he is doing right now, he is controlling every atom with precision all the time, if he lets go of one atom, it’s all over. King Khanaky is a large jolly man with 1 million wives and eats 100,000 planet sized turkeys every day. He can jump infinitely high, it is his favourite thing to do, we call it “King Khanaky jumping”

King Khanaky, jump jump jump, king Khanaky is OG.

by Dalolrx February 11, 2025

King O' Scotland

A mixed beverage containing scotch, whiskey, bols liqueur and sprite or 7up.

Hey Barkeep! I'll have a King O' Scotland, and don't skimp on the ice!

by greatghan December 14, 2018

Friend-cation King

A fuckable cousin

I went to columbia where I had a great time with my friend-cation king.

by FredEx88 March 4, 2019

King

A scary person who gets scared easy. their cool and is a good learner. A bad leader and has a high sex drive. Horny

Ur being a king like person

by Urban man and his son January 1, 2021

King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhD

Typically refers to someone with a really long name, like Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako.

That name is a King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhD .

by Mr. Hee Hee September 8, 2020

Ashton King

Ashton Is a little tall. He has a nice smile and is always smiling to please the ladies. He can make anyone laugh Specially his girl💚! He sometimes takes a while to know if he really likes u. He comes with a big package🍆😂. He can make his girl Pissed at times. All im going to say is Ashton if you like a girl treat her wit respect, tell her you lover her, dont be scared to tell people shes yours! Claim her Let her know she is the only person you want. I swear that girl wont give up on U.

Ashton King treat yo girl like she is the only girl that matter and I swear you wont regret dating her She will be your queen

by Aidan crews April 9, 2019