Glossy Taco

A Simply Nailogical reference for when she applies a top coat of nail polish to her nails.

"Now, it's time to apply another glossy taco. A holo glossy taco that is!" ~ Cristine

by SleepingSaturdays April 18, 2018

awko taco

awkward, but said in a goofy little phrase

Ex: Brady found it awko taco when he noticed his ex power walking towards him, so he took out his phone and turned in the other direction.

by idkbrothisisurbandictionary March 8, 2022

taco hawker

A person whose attention is diverted toward a woman's camel toe.

My eyes are up here. Quit being a taco hawker, you perv!

by Corneilius Ogden June 14, 2016

Taco Bell

A particularly cheesy penis end. If 'eaten' is guaranteed to induce a stomach upset, just like a meal from the fast food chain of the same name.

"I really ought to shower more often. My girlfriend refused to perform oral sex, claiming that she could smell my Taco Bell before I undressed"

by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025

Totally Taco

A term used by men to say they are heterosexual, the male version of Strictly Dickly

This guy was hitting on me last night and I had to tell him that I'm totally taco.

by ninjamiss13 January 1, 2015

Glossy Taco

Christine's slang word got glossy top coat on her fingernails

And next, we add a glossy taco ~SimplyNailogical

by Duhits_5 April 18, 2018

beaver covered taco

A beaver covered taco is a vagina that has a thick covering of pubic hair - very hairy

When the women spread her legs I could see her beaver covered taco underneath.

by jolyfloger May 8, 2017