mexican autism

I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>

I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism

by Antony C December 1, 2020

mexican bum sniffer

When you sniff a Mexican persons bum

Yo akneehow I bet the orphan over there is a Mexican bum sniffer

by The sexyest man alive March 1, 2021

Mexican Doggy Bag

After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.

Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.

by Fecal Suave March 22, 2011

Mexican tractor pull

The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.

After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.

by Stu Piddskinner February 9, 2021

Mexican haircut

That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror

Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*

by Albertoh5 August 27, 2020

Mexican Melee

When Donald Trump and Sylvester Stallone play as Bowser and attempt to kill Luigi, but instead end up killing themselves.

My friend and I attempted to try Mexican Melee in Super Smash Brothers Melee for the Ninendo Gamecube and lost horribly. He killed himself later.

by HueydeeHueydeeJudas October 17, 2017

Mexican Deepthroat

Shoving a tortilla down someone's throat as fast as possible. Bonus points if you do it while they are high/drunk while sleeping.

Tony gave Pablo a Mexican deepthroat last night and now pablo is dead.

by Theodore J. Kazynsky March 25, 2024