Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter August 21, 2013

butter

lubricant (for sex)

I'm going to go pick up some butter.

by the best waterbuffalo ever June 26, 2016

Butter

Skater slang for something really cool.

Yo man that tre flip was butter.

by Weis 4 prez August 2, 2017

Mixing Butter

vb.: When a cat massages you affectionately. Also known as kitty muffins and kneading.

Awwww... Momo is mixing butter on my shoulders!

by aliendaydreamer February 19, 2020

Peanut Butter Box

When intensely focused on something or talking about something and out if nowhere something out of the blue catches your attention, PEANUT BUTTER BOX.

I was playing catch with my dog and along came a squirrel and, PEANUT BUTTER BOX!

I was telling my girlfriend a story and mid sentence...PEANUTBUTTER BOX!!!!

by BigR3Dd&Poochie May 20, 2022

Honey Butter Challenge

when Texas Roadhouse workers have their manager take them to the back and lather them in the honey cinnamon butter in all crevices including toes and then get freaky

I just completed the honey butter challenge.

by texasroadhouseemployee67 October 25, 2025

Buttering

A verb depicting the sexual act of two partners rubbing or griding their assholes together in order to gain sexual satisfaction. Similar to the act of scissoring.

Bob and I enjoyed an intense session of buttering last night.
We melded together buttering and it was fantastic!!

by EHWaz August 29, 2025