hefty bag

super size condoms that you leave around the living room to impress your dates; also the condoms your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from family guy and t.v. commmercial for garbage bags...

"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"

man that sex was bad..i couldn't feel a thing because i was wearing a hefty bag my dad got for me.

girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me

by letter.b.12 March 24, 2010

douche bag

A person who does not know how to have fun. Who thinks others are immature when in fact they are just too mature. A person who doesn't understand shit and thinks they are too good for everyone else.

Riley Wilson is a douche bag

by wowilovecheese December 27, 2009

bag of antlers

an emaciated underweight woman, especially a model or actress (derogatory, supposedly her rib bones protruding from her skin would resemble a a pair of in a burlap sack)

As far a celebrities go, she is looking more like a bag of antlers every week.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2011

shit bags

large, low hanging breasts.

Look at the shit bags on that crusty hippy. That bitch should get a bra!

by Withy August 11, 2010

Squeeze bag

A girlfriend, a whore, a ho, a bimboe, anything you could fuck and would let you fuck basically.

Hey dog i just got myself a new Squeeze bag and tonight ima take her for a ride to the beach.

by 123haha May 12, 2010

ho-bags

Function: noun
Etymology: Fabricated on a whim by midwestern high school student.
1 : person who behaves objectionably -- derogatory and generally considered vulgar

Stop hitting me, ya' ho-bags!

by UDPoPo July 2, 2006

Pastry Bag

A manuever in which a tube sock (or any sock for that matter) is ejaculated into by a group of men and is then it's contents are squeezed out of the tip into a girl's or girls mouth/s.

The sock is meant to act as the "pastry bag," and it's contents the icing.

A pastry bag is like a bukkake, but with a sock.

by El Diablo Maximus January 23, 2007