Poop-shute-ma-goo

Cant really give a definition, more like a story. So your fucking a girl and you have no condom and you dont feel like getting her pregnant so what do ya do? Poopshutemagoo!

Baby, Let me Poopshutemagoo.

by Mr.Finger December 1, 2003

reese peanut butter poop

when you have a poop that is 2 colors, one half of the log looks like chocolate and the other half looks like peanut butter color,

i wouldn't recommend eating it even if it looks tasty

reese peanut butter cup but its a poop

reese peanut butter poop

by cammowammo November 6, 2009

purple headed poop plow

Purple headed poop plow-- commonly refered to as a penis when used for anal sex.

I'm going to give that girl my purple headed poop plow.

by Pedro Carbejal October 21, 2015

kids who poop in school

The most badass kids alive if you see them run

Person One:"Yo those are the kids who poop in school run!"
Person Two:"..."
Person One:"What's wrong? OH SHIT HE GOT YOU!!!!!"

by Yo People mine now April 6, 2020

dirty old poop place

the ass hole where you poop

ass; dirty old poop place

by Zico92 May 9, 2017

One-Two Jimbo Poop

A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.

Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS

Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about

by JimmyLikesBones October 1, 2021

Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.

John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”

by weird_eli January 5, 2023