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Bean

English slang for someone's head. Especially potent when referring to a bald head due to its exceptional resemblance to a bean.
This slang term, although in wide use across England, is particularly common amongst UK Counterstrike players and the term "beaner" has long been used to describe someone who gets a lot of headshots. There is no relation to the American usage as a derogatory slur towards Hispanic Americans.
"I slapped his bean bruv", "Brucey's a bit of beaner still"
by Jeremy Cunt May 4, 2021
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Slipped a bean

When you accidentally pass a single, small, bean-shaped portion of feces; whether in trust of flatulence, or, when momentarily failing retention of highly pressurized feces. Usually a precursor to deluge or projectile diarrhea.
“So, anyway, I was putting her in the Master Blaster, then…oh….oh, no….BOSS! I gotta go home! I slipped a bean. Yes, again!”
by Bowss Howgg August 4, 2025
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Bean

by Uuhhhhhh January 21, 2021
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Bean Hair

by fluff bag May 27, 2009
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bottled beans

The most magical form of beans in the world usually used for bottled baked beans(lookup bottled baked beans on google and click images then click the first image “thank me later”)
Man I am the most lucky person in the world I go to eat bottled beans man I can fly now
by TheBeanGiver47 May 2, 2019
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Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans

Rorys goon cave
"Where's Olivia, I haven't seen her in a while?"

"Have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans"
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 16, 2025
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