Sausage roll

A sausage roll is a silly sausage of a man boy that keeps rolling in his car, chasing money and chasing ladies as though he still had potential in his life. But he long since failed

Look at Jude still going on shopping tours of Asian cities like his good education is still going to get him that stock market job. I heard he’s not even living for romantic love anymore. What a sausage roll!

by Bowslosski December 19, 2023

hot off the roll

A recently taken picture.

Look at this pic I took hot off the roll

by Michael I Guess June 21, 2022

roll my sea

(Idiom) To create a favourable situation for one's ultimate goal. Originally from the idea of creating waves in the sea, in order to be able to surf on it.

"I shall roll my sea with the director, hopefully I can get those holidays I wanted"
"Are you trying to roll your sea by getting me drunk?"
"I rolled my sea with revision and packing so I can actually go out tomorrow despite having an exam Friday and going on holidays straight after"

by evilbleh May 30, 2017

Self-defensive Eye roll

A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.

1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true

by lilDICKtionary March 27, 2020

Conglomerate Rolling Stone

A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.

"Oh so you're going nomadic?"
"Nah, conglomerate rolling stone style. The missus can come with."

by GregTheConglomerate June 18, 2024

roll cereal

The act of getting high on Ketamine, or "Special K"

"Turtle and I want to roll cereal at Burning Man . It will make the trip."

by MsBitchhands December 13, 2017

Newport Rolling Papers

Newport Rolling Papers

I Hate You INewport Rolling Papers

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025