Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.
This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?
Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
by 2sukamukmcguck May 23, 2024
Get the Swedish rollmug. Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.
Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.
Or
"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"
Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.
Or
"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"
by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018
Get the Shoulda Rolledmug. by BbarbAJ751 April 20, 2024
Get the Body Rollmug. by Mr.marz May 29, 2021
Get the Pizza roll communismmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Angel JosE Robles Is Megaman <Messenger Add Oak> ANd Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Roll <Salma Hayek><.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Angel JosE Robles Is Megaman <Messenger Add Oak> ANd Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Roll <Salma Hayek><.7.9.7.6.>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Angel JosE Robles Is Megaman <Messenger Add Oak> ANd Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Roll <Salma Hayek><.7.9.7.6.>mug. The art of combining a roll and polish with blue light protections lenses, preferably in polycarbonate.
I just blue-rolled a -6.00 in a 56 eye angular/retro metal frame (which I think are kind of ugly, but whatever) this morning and can't wait to see how it turns out.
by kwapril April 1, 2021
Get the Blue-Rollmug. The act of a handicapped person, usually in a wheelchair, crossing the street without using a crosswalk.
by Pickles Ross October 10, 2011
Get the Jay Rollingmug.