Buttered

When you clutch up, and as you are enjoying the moment get brutally interopted ruining your previous success.

Dan: hey, Johnny did you get that squad fortnite win

Johnny: No, I knocked 3 and the last one pumped me

Dan: damn you buttered that shit

by Bingo Ben June 12, 2018

no peanut butter

The lowest point in one’s life.

That school has a no peanut butter policy for lunch. I feel so bad for those kids!

by An expert in peanut butter September 23, 2020

Furry Butter

The greasy material that is built up over time inside a fur suit that has not been cleaned for a prolonged period of time, as often happens. You can eventually scrape it with a knife to get a swath of butter.

It is made up of sebum, sweat lipids, keratin debris from flaking skin, and bacterial/fungal growth.

You better clean that suit - I can smell the furry butter buildup from here.

by anon gamer September 9, 2025

BBQ Butter

A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.

INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture

3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.

Here Felicity, would you like some BBQ Butter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?

by Miccas Yesac June 13, 2021

buttering your teeth

A gay sex act where one male ejaculates into the other’s mouth, thus buttering his teeth with nut butter.

Chrishem wipe your mouth, you look like Colin was buttering your teeth again

by MisterTalia May 26, 2023

atheism butter

It’s an object that has been blessed by certain types of Athiest, slapping the butter with their non-godly sausages.

Person 1: “Hey did you hit that girl with Atheism butter last night?”
Person 2: “Of course I did, that girl was a Christian”
Person 1: “Good”

by TheRealAtheistbutter October 15, 2017

Nutter Butter

The act of when a male covers his penis with peanut butter and then proedes to have sex and then cum in the male or female.

"Hey babe, I wanna try the nutter butter tonight"

by mcsquigilnugets December 22, 2018