pissing asshole

When a guy cums in a woman's ass and then she has to shit and it comes out like piss or water.

He left me with pissing asshole syndrome the other night.

by SexiMama69 May 26, 2021

Piss

a great drink :)

Person 1: Have you ever had this yellow liquid?
Person 2: No person 1 what is this drink?
Person 1: It’s piss Jerry. Also stop calling me person 1.
Jerry: *drinks piss* MMMMMM
So remember kids is a man offers you piss always say yes (unless it’s green)

by Julsuple May 3, 2022

Piss

SHit fuck

I had piss with her last night

by Fuckwit_445 December 15, 2022

Norwegian Piss Missile

When you hold your pee for as long as possible then proceed to peel your significant others lip back, place your penis on their gums, and piss all over them.

Tony gave a mean Norwegian Piss Missile on Tuesday.

by freddiepibbs May 31, 2025

Piss Laverty

A total hack/jerk off.

A real fuck head who can’t act for shit.

Hey Piss Laverty

What the fuck?

by DiamondFireSucks June 20, 2022

Sentient piss

When you are taking a piss and then the piss gains conscious and gains a mind of its own and decides to go every single area possible, and it goes all over the walls, floor and ceiling, leaving you to stand there steaming mad while absolutely drenched in piss.

Guy 1: "Im gonna take a piss"
Guy 2: "ok I don't care"
Guy 1: *Takes a sentient piss on accident*
Guy 1: "Well that is shit! I had a sentient piss!"
Guy 2: "Oh man I hate when that happens"

by We can officially be friends. June 22, 2024

communal piss

Occurs when two or more people pee, generally outside, altogether while simultaneously staring at one another.

The communal piss taken by Bill and Ted strengthened their relationship, making the night one to remember.

by mintyfreshthot November 22, 2014