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to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma April 4, 2013
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When one pours a bit of juice into a credit card and drinks it. It tastes different when you drink the juice from the credit card.
Holt: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I’m drinking juice from a credit card.
Holt: What flavor?
Alejandro: Fruit Punch, it’s the best!
by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019
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oh oh oh i juiced

"Oh oh oh I juiced" is slang for "oh oh oh I cummed" it is usually used my Australians and Koreans. Many Mexicans use a slightly different term, "oh oh oh my burrito"

Most the "oh oh oh I juiced" moments in porn is really just piss....piss
*rapid thrusting*
*high pitch moaning*
*woman cums*
"Oh oh oh I juiced"
by PenisWrangler October 13, 2016
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Puke Juice (sometimes Vomit Comet)

1. May refer to any item that induces vomitting. This can be something disgusting, such as puke. This could also cause vomitting chemically, similar to the use of epicap. In the case of Vomit Comet, this would be similar, however the substance of digestional disturbance would be a solid rather than a liquid

2. Also sometimes refers to the vomit expelled from a person who has not eaten much food lately. This gives the vomit little thickness, thus resulting in a watery juice-like fluid. (Puke Juice)

3.The stream of vomit emmited when someone is in the process of puking. (Vomit Comet)

4. May also occasionally refer to puke that is forceful enough to actually force the head of the puker backward (in extreme circumstances). (Vomit Comet)
Person 1: Hey, have you ever taken the 1 gallon of milk challenge?

(Approximately fifteen minutes later)

Person 2: Great, now there's puke juice all over my kitchen floor.. Why did you say this would be a good idea??

Puke Juice (sometimes Vomit Comet). Sorry, UD said I had to include the word.
by YourMom'sBoyfriend March 3, 2011
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Cookies n apple juice

When you pee and poop at the same time the cookie part stands for poop and the apple juice stands for pee.
I just took a huge cookies n apple juice
by ~The info bot~ July 15, 2009
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at least i have my orange juice

a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).
John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...
by AngryAtom January 20, 2011
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